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Breaking my neck and living to tell about it

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What good is having a HALO if you can't make fun of it?

 
Just for Fun - "HaloHumor"

If you can't make fun of being in a halo, then what good is it?

Here are some advantages that I found to being in a halovest.
 

Top Ten Reasons to Wear a Halo

10.     Who needs a radio when you can pick up stations using your installed antennas?
9.     You can be your own Christmas tree; just add ornaments.
8.     You don't need to get a Halloween costume, you already scare kids every day of the year!
7.     People always get up to give you their seat.
6.     You can try out as "The Martian" in the upcoming movie.
5.     Headstands for hours on end are a piece of cake.
4.     You are always the center of attention.
3.     Your pet 'sheepy' is never far away.
2.     You get your halo before you get to heaven.
1.     People can't stop talking about you!

 


 
  Question and Answer:

Q: "How do you sleep at night?"
A: "Like a baby, I sleep for an hour, cry for an hour, sleep for an hour..."

Q: "How do you get your shirt on?"
A: "Magic"

Q: "Does that come off?"
A: "Does it look like it comes off?"

Q: "How do you take a shower?"
A: "I don't."

Q: "What happened?"
A: "I wanted to see what would happen if I mixed Frankenstein and a sheep."

Q: "Where did you get that from?"
A: "Mars."

Q: "How are you doing?"
A: "Ever felt like your head was in a vice?"

Q: "What do people say?"
A: "Chicks dig it."
 


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