Just
for Fun - "HaloHumor"
If you can't make fun of
being in a halo, then what good is it?
Here are some advantages
that I found to being in a halovest.
Top Ten
Reasons to Wear a Halo
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Who
needs a radio when you can pick up stations using your installed antennas? |
9. |
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You
can be your own Christmas tree; just add ornaments. |
8. |
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You
don't need to get a Halloween costume, you already scare kids every day of
the year! |
7. |
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People
always get up to give you their seat. |
6. |
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You
can try out as "The Martian" in the upcoming movie. |
5. |
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Headstands for hours on end are a piece of cake. |
4. |
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You
are always the center of attention. |
3. |
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Your
pet 'sheepy' is never far away. |
2. |
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You
get your halo before you get to heaven. |
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People can't stop talking about you! |
Question and Answer:
Q:
"How do you sleep at night?"
A:
"Like a baby, I sleep for an hour, cry for an hour, sleep for an hour..."
Q:
"How do you get your shirt on?"
A:
"Magic"
Q:
"Does that come off?"
A:
"Does it look like it comes off?"
Q:
"How do you take a shower?"
A:
"I don't."
Q:
"What happened?"
A:
"I wanted to see what would happen if I mixed Frankenstein and a sheep."
Q:
"Where did you get that from?"
A:
"Mars."
Q:
"How are you doing?"
A:
"Ever felt like your head was in a vice?"
Q:
"What do people say?"
A:
"Chicks dig it."
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